Total Medals Earned: 3,231 (From 378 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,135 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/19 (295/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 10/13 (50/135 points)
you played the game!
omg
Its the thirst thirstiest time of the year
prime
Mamut
MrBeast
yumyy
soda
Guadalajara
boca
You killed him
Yupii
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Played Donut Dodger for the first time
Buy everything in the Shop
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (45/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
ew..
Medals Earned: 7/9 (45/80 points)
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the good ending!!
You got the True Ending!!
Medals Earned: 4/19 (25/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn how to use the map.
Collect a tape.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You didn't like the music!
You got Pico dressed, well done!